Mythology of Man

Your Mythological Side

Man's Mythical Side

Someone is in Distress...you :

Turn you're back and pretend you don't see their distress

Call for someone else to help

laugh with amusement at the mess they got themselves in

Help, but only when asked first

immediately come to their aid

you've been invited to a party...you:

Show up with beer in hand and end up crashing out on the couch

enthusiastically accept and get there early

Go, but only stay for a short while

Go, but as the designated driver

respectfully decline because party's just aren't your thing

When taking a vacation...you:

stay home and do as little as possible

Head for the casinos and party towns

Stay home and see what work needs to be done around the house

venture off to another country

head for the great outdoors

You notice yourself getting out of shape...you:

shrug it off and order a pizza and some beer

complain about it but do nothing

Only think about working out eventually...maybe....someday.

just eat a bit healthier

start dieting and working out

You've just been robbed...you:

are actually glad to be rid of it all so you can buy all new stuff

just call the police and leave it at that

Start setting up traps and security devices for the next time it may happen

Call a friend to hunt them down for you

Grab your trusty side arm and go out looking for the fools